
It’s October yet again, and that means scary content! For the rest of this month, I will review books that will focus on horror, the spooky, and thrillers. First up is I Was a Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones. It’s a great homage to iconic slasher movies despite some issues with the storytelling.
I Was a Teenage Slasher is a classic slasher story with a twist. In 1989 Lamesa, Texas, oil and cotton rule the land, and everybody knows everyone else’s business. Tolly Driver is a good kid with more potential than application, and at age 17, he is about to be cursed to kill for revenge. In his autobiography, Tolly explores the Texas he grew up in and a shared sense of being an outsider to get people to understand why he murdered a handful of people all those years ago.
Stephen Graham Jones has been on my list of authors to read for a long time. I had heard great things about his work, which are usually in horror and fantasy. I’m normally not into those genres, but that title caught my eye. Also, The Only Good Indians has been in my to-be-read pile for a long time. I’m happy to report that I Was a Teenage Slasher didn’t disappoint.
The book does a good job with the setting. It embodies what it was like growing up in a rural Texas town in the 1980s. I especially enjoyed reading the bit, in which Tolly reveals people will go to great lengths to prove how country they are. It’s Texas after all. In addition, Jones does a great job with exploring how conservative the place is that people had to hide the unique parts of themselves. If they can’t, they will be considered outcasts like Tolly with his peanut allergy and Amber – his indigenous best friend. Although I couldn’t imagine a lot of the farming details like what a pumpjack was, I still got the strong sense of place through Jones’s writing.
In addition, the novel is a wonderful homage to the slasher horror movies that people love. It has all of the elements that make them so special like the slasher murdering people for revenge and moral reasons as well as the final girl, who is usually the last character standing in a flick like that. As much as he loves the genre, he’s willing to critique the tropes associated with it. Throughout the novel, Amber, who watched tons of those films, guides Tolly into remembering what happened during his murderous rampages and what will happen. Tolly too mentions how the movie that was based on those murders got some details wrong and emphasized certain elements over others. He also ponders why the slashers don’t use guns, but he finds out why soon enough. My favorite part was when Amber gets Tolly to put out some knives in his mom’s kitchen, so she could hear the sound they make. The “schting” sound effect is forever etched in my brain. Also, the twists and turns had me on the edge of my seat, especially the one towards the end.
The best thing about this novel is Tolly himself. Writing from a serial killer’s perspective can be difficult, yet Jones pulls it off. Tolly had my sympathies from the beginning. His dad dies prior to the start of the book, and what happens to him at the infamous party was absolutely cruel. I’m not surprised that he ended up killing his perpetrators. But, Tolly is more than his suffering. Jones proves this by giving him a distinct personality. He may not have a lot of ambition, yet he enjoys his English classes and hair metal bands. One of the most interesting things about writing is that certain words like band names are underlined. This clearly underscores Tolly’s love for music and the English language. Another thing that works about the main character is how he wrestles with the killings. Even though Tolly barely remembers what occurred when he slashed people, he makes no excuse for his actions and the following consequences. Did he really do it? Has there been a slasher with a bigger guilt complex than Tolly Driver?
I only have one complaint about the novel. The writing can be disjointed, especially at the beginning. I get why it’s written that way, especially with how Tolly tries to articulate his feelings about what had happened. It’s stream-of-consciousness. However, this was off putting since the beginning is supposed to grab readers’ attentions to make them keep going with the story. While I love the concept and the main character, I had a hard time getting into the story due to the way it was written. It got better later on.
I Was a Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones is a unique novel in the horror genre that pays a loving tribute to slasher movies and that I will never forget. The setting is great, and the main character is memorable. Plus, how many slasher stories have been told by the killer themselves? It’s not for everyone due to the amount of blood and gore as well as its stream-of-consciousness writing style. Nonetheless, I would still recommend it to those who love horror, especially slasher movies. Read I Was a Teenage Slasher while it’s still October.
Before I go, I want to let everyone know that I will be recording the latest episode of the Adapt Me Podcast soon. Returning guest Mel B – owner of DBA Publishing – and I talk about how we would adapt this novel. Keep an eye out for the link.
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